Please Do Not Hug Me Ever

Random hugging is odd, especially when it's the socially acceptable thing and implied. Why are you trying to touch me? I don't know you, bro.

Please do not hug me. It's a simple request. Whether it's a social awkwardness, a sensory difference, or personal boundaries that do not leave room for random hugging... I'm wearing this to the next extended family reunion. Totes.

I've never understood the need to hug people who are unfamiliar, or even how people want to pat heads or shoulders or hug children. Hugging and snuggling has been scientifically shown to increase positive emotions and help little ones to thrive... but that can be saved for close family and friends. No unfamiliar family or acquaintances need apply, please.

This text design can be purchased from the RedPress Store on bags, shirts, sweatshirts, and so much more! Check it out by clicking here!

Warning: I Will Fact Check You

With our current political, media, and social network climates: fact checking is paramount.

I love playing the fact check game. It's quite simple really: find the source closest to primary, check and adjust for bias, and when possible use multiple separate sources. Numbers, dates, etc. are the easiest to check, but various facts go into forming an educated opinion on each subject.

How Do You Fact Check?

Whether you prefer to play devil's advocate or simply like spreading truth and fact, carry on spreading thoughtful fact checking! Our world needs, now more than ever, to have thoughtful discussions based with sound, agreed-upon premises and accurate, factual data.

This design can be purchased from the RedPress Shop in the form of a sticker, notebook, draw-sting bag, or various apparel. Sip out of a mug with this design as you eye an opinionated fallacy spreader, and start a blooming discussion (company and setting permitting, and always civil, of course).

Warning: Random Dance Moves May Occur

For when you gotta dance it out, warn others that you will, in fact, dance at random.

This design is available on shirts for the young  and young at heart, on notebooks for lyrical and musical ramblings, and on a variety of other products. Check it out by going to our RedPress Shop.

We even have cute little onesies available for the wiggly little dancers you know! Check out this cute little shirt! Little ones are the best for busting out a move at the randomest of times. Support their muscle building movements and join in the random dance moves!

Warning: Does Not Contain Cerebro-Audio Filter Device

Sometimes I have no brain mouth filter, no cerebro-audio filter, and no words to brain with the thinking before. This shirt design is for those times.

We all know that child or adult who has yet to learn to think before speaking, whether it's occasional mouth diarrhea or constant "Did I just hear that!?" moments. Get them -- and those around them -- the gift of awareness and reminder with a bag, phone case, blanket, skateboard, or apparel. 

I'd Rather Be Sleeping

Sometimes, I'd just rather be sleeping! Check out this design and others on RedPress's Shop!

I really quite like this phrase. There are so many times I have to push through, whether it be work or family events. I have a pretty full schedule. My schedule is full by design and habit, but it still can be exhausting at times to do just get down to it and what needs to be done.

After a long day double at work, after putting out fires and emotionally drained, I put on a shirt like this to just head home and fall into bed. Sometimes, I'd rather be sleeping, and I'm up for letting others know!

Little ones get the joy of coming along to grocery stores and banks and all the other errands. Sometimes they just want a nice chill day at home with their blocks, a couple rounds of ABCs, and a nap. Let others know your little one is just a chill little home body who loves to nap with the adorable onesies from threadless!

Science Is Important

In an ever-changing society, it is important to see science as the key to the constant, the knowledge and the truth. Show your support for science with this design!

I'm still discovering different products in the Threadless family and what designs and dimensions looks good on each product added to the line up. As always, I love hearing thoughts, opinions, and suggestions about designs and products. Feedback is welcome and appreciated.

Skateboards!? They're not badly priced on Threadless, and for this I was happily surprised. The deck only is around $60 which is standard pricing for basic designs from non-known designers around my town. The complete basic set is around $110 which is on the higher end of the normal range for my area. For this, it makes sense to find hardware around you to see if purchasing only a deck and building it yourself is more cost effective.

Science Brings Skills

In the name of science, learn a new skill! With the internet and all it's articles and videos, putting together a skateboard for the first time can be simple yet satisfying.

Check out this and many other designs on skateboards, hoodies, and more products by visiting the Red Press Threadless Shop!